The master of the Force, Yoda, is the most powerful Jedi knight in galactic history.
In the eyes of an unknowing villain Yoda may seem an easy fight, but anyone who knows him will defy that. His furrowed brow makes it seem as though he is always contemplating something. His emerald rocklike nose somehow adorns his thick, leathery skin! Green elvish ears stick out of his almost mucous green head at right angles. Rare tufts of white hair creep out of his wrinkled head, so, to the unsuspecting eye he may appear as a goblin granny! His dwarfish stature gets him dirty looks in the street but as he once quoted:’Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the force, and a powerful ally it is.’
Appearances are deceptive. Yoda included! His elderly appearance is most defiantly not the case. Aided by the force, he flips, turns and gyrates with ease. His huge leaps over great distances are ended when his minuscule legs connect, soundlessly with solid ground. Yet that is only when he is fighting. When he is not he is nowhere near as agile, his shuffleis incredibly slow and, believe it or not he uses a walking stick!
His deep, gruff and husky voice is slow and worn out. He speaks in Yodic, a variation of English, just in a different order.
Dark side beware Yoda is on the lose!